DE(B)LO(G)CATED: FORGET IT, JAKE. IT'S CHINATOWN.
In the middle of walking down the steps to the subway, you suddenly don’t feel like eating your fried rice anymore. Do you: A) simply walk back up a few steps and toss it into the garbage can you just passed. B) just walk down a few more steps and toss it into the garbage can that is only several feet from where you are. C) Drop it right where you are and don’t even think twice (or once) about it. The answer is C. C for Chinatown.
This is great (and really gross).
